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It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !! by Anon

"My wife doesn't know what she wants." " You're lucky. My wife does." by Anon

We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me. by Nagoor

husband is away from wife working in a different city sends money every month once he was not able to send money in time.with apology he say 10000 kisses to you my dear ok i exchange it with grocery and milk man, what about loundry and newpaperbills was wife,s innocent reply by Anon

Do u know what surdarji will do after taking xerox ? he will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !! Sardar takes xerox Do u know what surdarji will do if he wants a white paper ? (he already has one and he wants one more..) He takes a Xerox of the white paper !!! by Sardar Checks Spellings

FUNERAL SERVICE A funeral service was being held in a synagogue for a woman who had just then passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers carried the casket out, when they accidentally bumped into a wall, jarring the casket. They heard a faint moan. They opened the casket and found that the woman was actually alive. She lived for ten more years and then died. A ceremony was again held at the same synagogue and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers again carried the casket. As they walked out, the husband cried, “Watch out for the wall!” by Anon

Dear Sweetheart: I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart Your husband ---------------------------------------------------------- His wife replied back after some days to her husband: Dearest sweetheart, Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details. 1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk. 2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses. 3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent. 4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items ........... 5. Other expenses 40 kisses Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance. Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!! Your Sweet Heart by Salary

Organic chemistry is the study of carbon compounds, biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that wriggle. by Anon

A Chemical is a Substance that: An organic chemist turns into a foul odor. An analytical chemist turns into a procedure. A physical chemist turns into a straight line. A biochemist turns into a helix. A chemical engineer turns into a profit. by Anon